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Hollywood Ten business executives sat down in a board room.  "So it's all agreed then..." one of them said. "We will do a TeenWolf remake." "Yes now onto new business, this little red riding hood werewolf movie. Have we got a director yet?" asked the chairman. "Oh yes sir, we got us the director of Twilight to do our little horror film. And we all know how successful that movie was." There was a buzz among the other members. "Good! Good!" said the chairman. "I'm sure placing someone who was part of the great success of Twilight in charge of a horror movie won't have any reprocussions what so ever! I mean what's the worse that c

Dracula stared sadly at the place where Wolf had once stood. "Wolf..." He was all alone now, he had no friends, no allies, he was completely alone. Dracula hung his head but started to steel himself, he rose his head showing his glowing red eyes. "I won't let it end like this!!" In that instant the same portal hole Edward used to leave reopened letting in Jareth. "So are finally ready to bow before me and kiss my fe..." POW!!! Jareth landed on his back holding his jaw. "I-I think you knocked out one of my perfect teeth!!" "Oh yes one of your 'perfectly' ROTTEN teeth!" Dracula picked up Jareth holding him by his legs shaking him up an

Dracula's fangs became elongated and his eyes burned with an evil redness. "I have put up with you long enough Cullen!! I will end you!!" "Not if Jareth stops you first!!" Edward waited in silence for Jareth to do something. "Any minute now." Still nothing happened. "Give him a moment...." crickets chirped. "I gave that fool a wedgie on a lightning rod. And now, I think I'm going to rip that pretty little head of yours right off of your shoulders!" Dracula started to fastwalk towards Edward with his face becoming uglier and uglier with each step. "Not if I JUUUUUUUUUUMP!!!" Edward used his super speed to leap through the air heading back

Dracula just barely managed to get to the roof to see Jareth bended over an open safe. "If you want to live stay away from that safe!" "Oh please..." "NO!!! 'Oh please' YOURSELF!!! Do you ever listen to yourself? That ego is so aggrivating!! I am going to sink my fangs straight into your adam's apple!" "Not if you're wiped out of existence! Myself and Edward have been two for two so far! In fact all I have to do is..." Before Jareth could finish his sentence Dracula lifted him off the ground holding him with one arm by the neck in a flash of lightning. "Give me the book!" ordered Dracula. "Then what about the script?" asked Jareth. "F

The volvo full of monster pulled up to a large castle where lightning seemed to be flashing overhead. "There it is gentlemen, Frankenstein castle. My link of existence and of my wife's is in a rubber lined safe in right next to the skylight." "That's great and everything Frank..." said Dracula. "But it looks like we just caught up to them!" He pointed his vampire finger at Jareth and Edward approaching the castle. "Time to kick a little ass!!!" shouted Wolfman. All of the monsters sprinted out of the volvo and started to run towards their enemies. Edward saw them coming but Jareth was completely unaware. "Jareth!!" "What is it, Eric?"